The, "I Have Nothing To Lose," EMAIL

Men...They never cease to amaze me in how they act or react to women.  So, by my last post you can see how things did not work out between me and my last love.  I am still not over it by any stretch of the imagination, but that doesn't stop these other loopty-loos from contacting me on the dating website, and it does give me something to blog about in the interim.  Um, let's see...the latest:

"i think you should post a few pics of your ass...and damn you for cropping the pic of you waking up...you carefully cut out the boobs....please learn to tease..your 40 teasing should be law."

" Oh, f*ck, no, really?! I don't have any pics of my ass yet. My class on Tease 101 starts next Tuesday but, my darling, keep a lookout for new pictures, b/c these were great suggestions and I'll take them into careful consideration. xxoo, Sunshine"

His profile is even better:
"...I want to rub my bald head on the insides of your warm bare thighs and then get my face all wet!! I might wanna lick your ass too but i know thats a bit intense for some of you rookies out there...you know the kind who are scared to live and go thru life on the sidelines. Oh and Don't call me a pig...YOU WERE WARNED!!!...Ok ok ok enough of that stuff....did that scare you??..."

UMMM YES!!!!  That was the first paragraph.  There's about 13 more and they got worse as the story went on!  Seriously.  Again, men never cease to amaze me with what they think we will find acceptable.  I swear I just about peed myself when I read his email.  I would like to go to this man's mother and show her this profile and say, "Look what your son is doing!"  But then again, while I was on the computer last night Facebooking, (isn't it sad that is a verb now?) my 6 y/o son came up to me and goosed me.  "That is NOT appropriate!" I said.  and he just laughed and ran into the bedroom.  Yes, Child 1, Mama zip!  You know, it's a beautiful day and I should be outside.  I just had to write about this ridiculous email.  If I hear from Mr. Shakespeare again, I'll let you all know.  But I don't think he was expecting that response. 

Right after I wrote back to him another email from a suitor followed:

"what a beautiful woman! :)"

And all seemed a little better in the world.  Still miss K madly, though.
My song pick for today..."Here Comes The Sun," by Nina Simone and, "Don't Let Me Down," by The Sterophonics
I brag I have a sense of humor that gets me through rough times
I brag I have men who want to see pictures of my body parts.  hahaha
I desire to go to Miami at the end of April with my sisters and have the finances to do it
I desire to have a smooth transition into my new apartment
I am grateful for my friends who support me through my good times and bad
I am grateful for hot showers and perfumed shower gel
as always thank you for reading.  much much love to you all. xxoo, R